Decree of the Realm VII - Rainbow Sandal Ordinance

The Executive Office of Calsahara hereby decrees that all members of the government shall be required to own and wear Rainbow Sandals.

These sandals shall be required footwear for all official affairs of State and on all occasions when weather and safety conditions permit the wearing of open-toed footwear. Members of the government failing to abide by this decree shall be forced to wear a pair of hideously ugly, hand-knitted "punishment socks."

It is further decreed that no citizen of Calsahara who is not a member of the government shall be permitted to own or wear Rainbow Sandals. Citizens in violation of this decree shall have both of their feet removed by guillotine.